Dive into an alternate universe with us that is juuust different enough from our own to avoid a copyright lawsuit. This masterpiece is part of the series "Monsters Made Me Gay" penned by Hank Wilder and well I don't know what to tell you, there's pirates, they're ghosts, there's a group of them. Find out the details for yourself!

Content warnings: internalised homophobia, questioning sexuality, doubting one's sanity, paranormal activity, bad geography, sex (duh)