<p>You may think that Rush Limbaugh is dead but in fact this is just a conspiracy by the mainstream media. Rush Limbaugh was last spotted in Poland with Herman Cain and Tupac. Also Ted Cruz, if you're reading this, why did you leave us in Texas and not take us to Cancun with you? I thought we were best buddies?</p>

You may think that Rush Limbaugh is dead but in fact this is just a conspiracy by the mainstream media. Rush Limbaugh was last spotted in Poland with Herman Cain and Tupac. Also Ted Cruz, if you're reading this, why did you leave us in Texas and not take us to Cancun with you? I thought we were best buddies?

5 RUSH LIMBAUGH IS STILL ALIVE

Join C and Shak as they broadcast to you live from Palestine, Texas where they are being held against their will. C and Shak bring you the most up to date absurdities that you may or may not have heard of. Most of this is pretty shocking information. The show is completely satire and should not be taken seriously under any circumstances.

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