Have you ever ended up in group text with your mom and 5 people whose numbers you don't have saved because she sent you a video of a 3 hour sermon she discovered at 2am?  Well, what if that Hail Mary pass of a link actually worked for someone? Our cherished friend Rylan is here to discuss his life of being discipled by YouTube, crashing motorcycles, and the curious disappearance of the fast-food mascot, among other things.
"iPod Touch? More like... touching the gates of hell!!!"