Despite the naysayers, doubters, and legal uncertainty, Underemployed has made it to 50 episodes! And Jack and David feel there's no better way to celebrate than by bringing back their first ever guests, Quinn and Miriam! The self-proclaimed lazy piece of shit and Spirit Airlines bitch bring the heat, discussing astrology and beer mixes, the Atlanta airport plane train, Governor Jim Justice's charm, COVID-19, their favorite sandwich cheeses, Miriam's move to New Hampshire, building a statue for David at Mary Washington, Quinn's summer in Alaska, Bjork's uber-sexuality, great Hugh Hefner tributes, DNA makeups, and of course, a return to what they would stick their hypothetical dicks into. Oh, and David tries to argue that Texas isn't a southern state. Furreals.