***IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL TALKS ABOUT...***

His new sleep schedule (nobody cares, yawn); The hordes of checked-the-fuck-out humans; Infant America getting snatched from the cradle; New Core Chat nicknames (will Media Whore be retired?); Fighting fascism by acting like a fascist; Madison Avenue and the conformist motorcycle rebel; Doing the podcast naked from the waist down; The coming golden age of peace and sanity

***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL ALSO...***

Apologizes but doesn’t mean it; Wants to quit 4 minutes in and blames you; Taunts a demon by getting his name wrong (on purpose, twice); Deconstructs gambling addiction and identifies the real drug - self-loathing; Catches his imaginary producer Jack masterbating again; Uses the stubby feet of Cinderella's ugly step sisters to explain America’s destiny (pure genius)

***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!!***