Some people were simply born to be criminals. Others only THINK they were and spend a lifetime failing fantastically. Those are the kinds of stories we LOVE on this show. Comedian Brian Simpson (@shortwideneck) joins Rich and Shefsky for the tale of Gary Krist, who viewed himself as a criminal mastermind, a label complicated by the fact that he kept getting caught. Over and over again. This episode includes a KKK lawyer, parolee dating profiles and a three-part CRiiiME-ony. 

CRiiiME will be appearing LIVE Saturday, March 17th at The World Famous Comedy Store with guest Jeremiah Watkins and some other dope people. Tickets are still available HERE.

We are back on PATREON! Support the show and get bonus episodes of all sorts: mini-crimes, guest stories, pre-show hangs, etc. More cool rewards coming soon!

CRiiiME is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and Jon Shefsky, taped in the dungeon at The World Famous Comedy Store.

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