Back to school everyone, yep we’re back with Series Five (and with Helen!) Another weird birthday present kicks off the plot this episode as we learn there’s no such thing as a micropig, why you can’t hide a wrapped-in-a-bin-bag-bronze forever and wonder if Helen used her time off to create the Wikipedia entry on The History of Telephone Numbers in the United Kingdom…

Antique of the Week: (all together now) Oh eight one, eight one one, eight one, EIGHT ONE!

The original Lovejoy episode was written by Terry Hodgkinson and directed by Baz Taylor.