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Constance and Bernard have been an couple ever since he didn’t win the Longest Carrot competition. They eventually decide to marry and move in together. They have been single for a good few years and the prospect of being married again and living with each other is exciting. What could possibly go wrong?
By Written and read by Barkley JohnsonConstance and Bernard have been an couple ever since he didn’t win the Longest Carrot competition. They eventually decide to marry and move in together. They have been single for a good few years and the prospect of being married again and living with each other is exciting. What could possibly go wrong?