Hello children, have you ever heard of WAR? Depending on who you ask about it, you may hear it described in a variety of ways. Some say it never changes. Some say it has changed. Some ask what it’s good for and others answer “absolutely nothing.” Here at the Smashterpieces School of Radiance we have our own answer: war is a ballista that crits several times in the span of a single battle. What the hell, man? That just doesn’t seem right, but the numbers don’t lie. The numbers only hurt.

We’ll be back next time for our final installment of Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance, for war can only continue to march on.