Zan starts the show off by saying "coming out of the canon." One time Zan got caught. He made fun of how some people say Anastasia. Turns out that the way he made fun of it was the way she said it should be pronounced. Shawn and Zan then try to figure out who Anastasia was. Zan tells a story about working as a bank teller. Shawn tells a story about how he got caught talking about straight-edgers. They ended up being friends, and that is how Shawn found out about Chiodos. Zan says don't talk to kids about school. Ask them about their favorite TV show and you will stand out. Zan talks about how fun it is to listen to police scanners.