<div>What happens when you go past that annoying duck face thing? Well, our title should give you some idea. Bring your own anti-inflammatory cream.</div>

What happens when you go past that annoying duck face thing? Well, our title should give you some idea. Bring your own anti-inflammatory cream.

51: Episode 051 - Got some hemorrhoids up in these lips

Welcome to Swiping Left. We're here to help YOU relieve a little bit of stress by talking about bad, weird, and creepy profiles in the world of online dating. We perform dramatic, silly, and often profane readings of dating profiles from across the web. So, join us for a few laughs at the bizarre things some people have written in the pursuit of companionship.

You can find us on Twitter @SwipeLeftPod and email us at swipingleftpodcast@gmail.com.

And remember, don't touch any butts without permission.

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Welcome to Swiping Left. We're here to help YOU relieve a little bit of stress by talking about bad, weird, and creepy profiles in the world of online dating. We perform dramatic, silly, and often profane readings of dating profiles from across the web. So, join us for a few laughs at the bizarre things some people have written in the pursuit of companionship. You can find us on Twitter @SwipeLeftPod and email us at swipingleftpodcast@gmail.com. And remember, don't touch any butts without permission.

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51: Episode 051 - Got some hemorrhoids up in these lips

51: Episode 051 - Got some hemorrhoids up in these lips