The moms recommend replacing all cleaning equipment with a dog. Airbnb treasures include crusty sauce jars, herbal supplements and a screaming Rhonda. Julie and Angie both draw baby blood, but that’s not what has Evie feeling blue. Plus: prison rodeo!

See us live in LA! Tickets to the 5/20, 7 pm show (we are on at 6) here: www.purplepass.com/gundomagic