<p>Witches Gone Wild! Matthew Hopkins, self-proclaimed Witch-Finder General, is about to turn your small English village into the hottest satanic spring break ever! The girls are up all night (against their will), ready to show off their hard extra nipples, and getting wet from hours of being dunked underwater for a confession of witchcraft!</p>

<p>Yeah... Hopkins is that kind of zealot monster. </p>

Witches Gone Wild! Matthew Hopkins, self-proclaimed Witch-Finder General, is about to turn your small English village into the hottest satanic spring break ever! The girls are up all night (against their will), ready to show off their hard extra nipples, and getting wet from hours of being dunked underwater for a confession of witchcraft! Yeah... Hopkins is that kind of zealot monster.

51 - Matthew Hopkins: Witch Hunter with an Eye for Third Nipples

We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed.

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51 - Matthew Hopkins: Witch Hunter with an Eye for Third Nipples

51 - Matthew Hopkins: Witch Hunter with an Eye for Third Nipples