It's the big one! Double-u double-u two! This week, we head back to the war to end all wars. Wait...that might have been the other one. Or maybe it was an explosion convention where they demonstrate explosions to see if you want to buy one.

There's battle, romance, fiendish plots and heroic escapes. And a greasy little puppet in your donkey place. We think you'll find it as beautiful as a whole bag full of wet bees. You'll hear forgotten accents and one curiously subdued charley horse. And if that wasn't enough, there's a creamy sasquatch monitor right in the middle.

If you like it, tell a friend. Or some a-hole you barely know.