Here it is, folks. The Big One. The Event to End* All Events (*start). It's the Toy Company-mandated Jim Stupid-penned Super-Hero Epic SECRET WARS! And, of course, the X-Men are in it. Or something approximating the X-Men.

Matt and Pat struggle their way through this very long saga and have a lot more fun discussing it than reading it. 

Issues: Marvel Super-Heroes Secret Wars (1984) #1-12

Topics Discussed:

Professor X forgot. Galactus and the Wrecking Crew are equals. YOU'RE BEING MEAN TO DOOM. "Ach Nein Zein!" All the good guys fight all the bad guys. The planet's mysterious energies fix Jim Stupid's errors. Spider-Man's gonna rat on ya! The Weight of a Mountain. Everyone's worse than Hitler. The Size of a Solar System. Reed flailing! The chicken feather incident. Dazzler's murder of Klaw. Xavier's power is a joke. "SHUT UP, CYCLOPS!" The New Spider-Woman is here now... The Wasp is DEFINITELY dead. Thing has a good burn. Enchantress just complaining. An arrow hits harder than a bullet. The Wasp was NOT dead, she was just in some death-like stasis. Fightin' Doink-Its. Chippies. The funniest page turn reveal in history!

Timestamps:

1:00 - History of Secret Wars

22:40 - Pat's Email Corner

35:15 - Weapon Jason's recap of Marvel Super-Heroes coming into Secret Wars 

42:00 - Did we do anything Secret?

45:15 - Secret Wars Issue #1

 57:23- Secret Wars Issue #2

1:05:25 - Secret Wars Issue #3

1:12:25 - Secret Wars Issue #4 

1:23:30 - Secret Wars Issue #5

1:30:41 - Secret Wars Issue #6

1:42:25 - CHECK IN

1:46:27 - Secret Wars Issue #7

1:55:00 - Secret Wars Issue #8

2:02:57 - Secret Wars Issue #9

2:08:46 - Secret Wars Issue #10

2:16:52 - Secret Wars Issue #11

2:29:50 - Secret Wars Issue #12

2:44:55 - Pat's Steals and Deals!

2:49:23 - Ending

2:53:54 - SECRET JOKE

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