1990's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Cowabunga, dudes—we’re diving into the sewer-slick world where radioactive reptiles deliver justice with nunchucks, sass, and an unhealthy dependence on pizza. But does this childhood favorite still kick shell, or are there too many red flags hiding under those bandanas—like the racial coding, abusing children, and torture? We’re asking the hard-hitting questions: is this film a radical time capsule or just toxic ooze in VHS form? Either way, Splinter deserves hazard pay and some serious therapy.

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