Coming to you from the morgue of Area 51 (*cue the X-Files theme), it's Underemployed! With an update on the poll on whether or not David was correct in saying Texas isn't a culturally Southern state, bad storms, the 25th birthday of ATLiens, the rollout for Kanye West's album, Drake's album cover, David giggling like a titmouse at the Washington Nationals' win percentage, the pleasant success of the San Francisco Giants, Jack getting a proper vacation, and the return of the Wedding Bois!