Christmas Special! Zan starts off with a story, but first, flips off C. S. Lewis. The story is about feeding the homeless in a rec center, but the story really isn't about homeless people. The story is about a little kid who was forced to apologize to Zan. Zan told the kid his mom was a B. Shawn and Zan decide to go door to door selling their ideas. Shawn shares a story about a lady who was door to door selling cleaning crap. Shawn and Zan exchange Christmas gifts to each other. First Zan got Shawn a Fanny Pack for his trip to Disneyland. Shawn got Zan a Final Family Photo Stand made with space age material, carbon fiber. Zan got Shawn some Christmas pills for his kids. Shawn got Zan some chili meat. Zan got Shawn a cup to wear so children won't hurt him during the holidays. Shawn got Zan a peacock hat. Zan says that peacocks are kind of like Al Qaida. Zan got Shawn a speener. Shawn got Zan a piranha tank and a piranha so he can practice gladiator fighting and prove his manliness. Zan got Shawn a Sleep Cam 5000, and some bear spray. Shawn got Zan some color blind glasses and a bus trip to and around New Orleans. Zan wants to give everyone in the world a Squirtle.