Trying to explain what we talk about in this podcast review of Holy Motors would take its own podcast review. With the help of academic Adam Bowes, Dylan and Caroline did their best to make sense of a movie that includes

-burqas

-chimpanzees

-simulated sex between snake-people

-doppelgangers

-prosthetic erections

-a sewer-dwelling Parisian troglodyte

-and an accordion-based halftime show

... What?