Welcome back to Boujee Bravo Bitches, where we talk all that Bravo tea from basic to Boujee. In Bravo news this week, rumors of an Andy Cohen departure, Below Deck Med trailer dropped, Something About Her rumored to open next month, and Kim’s clickbait sunk to an entirely new level. On Summer House, Lindsay talks to Carl about his lack of ambition and Danielle is competing with herself for the attention of Balloon Guy. Over in Martha’s Vineyard, Bria continues to storm off, talents are showcased for Apollo Night, and Jasmine shares her baby news. The crew of Below Deck says goodbye to Chef Anthony, Sunny serves Dylan a hard swerve, and things heat up with Barbie and Kyle. A former SUR employee, Jax Taylor, returns to VPR while Scheana and Sandoval continue to go at each other over “the past”. On the Valley, another chaotic dinner party with Kristen at the center of it all as she keeps reminding Michelle that she’s protecting her.