***IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL TALKS ABOUT...***

Being tired of regurgitating spiritual wisdom for his insatiable baby-bird audience; Mob-rons who are all hopped up on demon juice; Charting the non-material terrain of the New World; Slave-wife taking over his checklist (it’s for his own good); The most important job humans have - bringing peace to the planet; Spending childhood summers barefoot on Long Island eating lobster and Good Humor bars; How well adjusted he isn’t, despite aforementioned idyllic childhood summers; Getting out of false fear and false hope to deal with what’s real

***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL ALSO...***

Offers dating advice to grizzled witches (Hint: Eligible warlocks aren’t into eating children for dinner); Pretends to get mad and talks in a weird “mad voice”; Imagines how a rage-afflicted UPS driver smashed his liquid stevia in transit; Gets into a conflict with you over whether his childhood was a nightmare or not; Offers lousy parenting tips - like pretend you’re a deaf grandparent when the school calls; Compares his spasmodic leg to a semi-autistic child; Attempts to explain the CODE Core Corps to you and only makes it more confusing (then gloats about it - what an a-hole!)

***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!!***