Hardly Focused

520: Taking the Piss


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The Warm-Up

Jack Gill and Mike Tarara present this installment of Hardly Focused! Shooting the shit before the show begins in proper, Jack is convinced he’s never seen Mike with a goatee. Mike accurately points out that Jack can barely grow facial hair of his own.

Bodily Functions Abound!

In this podcast’s flagship segment “How Fucking Dumb Are You?” Jack and Mike discuss the following oddities in the news:

  • The band Brass Against is no longer welcome at NASCAR venues, after frontwoman Sophia Urista pisses on a fan’s face during their performance at Welcome to Rockville 2021
  • A DoorDash driver in Southern California is caught on camera shitting in an apartment trash receptacle upon making a food delivery
  • A Minnesota man is arrested at an airport for assaulting TSA agents, throwing a checkpoint stanchion (“stan-chee-on,” according to Jack) stripping naked, and masturbating in public
  • Everything Taylor Swift Touches Turns to Gold

    In this segment, Jack and Mike discuss Taylor Swift and her musical dynasty. With renowned douche-canoe Scooter Braun owning the master recordings of her first few albums, Swift is re-recording her songs as “Taylor’s Versions.” Jack and Mike talk about other artists who have (attempted to) re-record their own songs, only to realize how challenging of a feat it is.

    The Wrap-Up

    Concluding this episode of Hardly Focused, Jack has completely lost all cognizance, much to Mike’s “astonishment.” Jack presents to Mike a fake list by Barstool Sports of the 10 greatest female singers. Among those on the list – Ashlee Simpson and Addison Rae. Unsurprisingly, the internet both fell for and took issue with the rankings.

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