OP wants his goth wife to maybe branch out into some other colors. A prison-like cell phone rule causes conflict between OP and her kid's friend. OP is concerned because her husband and father in law are acting like her due date is her expiration date. We finish up with a tale as old as time: A man not putting down the toilet seat because of an offhand emasculating joke made by his father.

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Intro/Outro Music is "Place on Fire" by Creo: freemusicarchive.org/music/Creo