In which David and Paul go completely off the rails immediately. Abandon all hope as they discuss Disneyland, region-specific goods, shrimp, futons, the Silver War, Supermarket Sweep, Paul’s uncanny prize-winning prowess, The Biggest Luger, Chuck Berry vs. Chuck Barris, Gallagher, and ostensibly, Dante. We'll see you in Hell!

Theme song: "Hell on You" by An English Place