Howdy yall! Wellllcome to Squabbit Town! I'm so glad yall decided to stroll on by here and spend some time with lil ol' me at the Sunshine Saloon. Grab a stool or just pop a squat right there on the floor cuz Jonathan just mopped, I do declare. And of course, remember "There's no g*ns in Squabbit Town, just smiles."

Anyyyyway ... in this episode we cover an amazing story of a 95 year-old "message in a bottle" that was found this month! And we read the note LIVE on air! (not live) (05:48)

Then Zach horribly embarrasses himself with trying to cover a story from Finland. But he has to take risks because possibly a Stone Age shaman staff was discovered in the country. (13:15)

And of course we had to talk about some "old ass" people! We learn who is the oldest recorded person ever! Not even kidding and we talk about the oldest man currently living ... alllll in this episode. So don't miss it!

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Sources:

Devil in the White City (the best book ever "allegedly")

95 year-old message in a bottle

Snake-staff found in Finland 

Jeanne Calment, longest living human 1875-1997 

Emilio "Flores" Márquez, oldest living man