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Australian supermarket Woolworths will open its doors exclusively to the elderly and people with disabilities for a dedicated shopping hour, after panic buying due to the coronavirus
The World Health Organization (WHO) announced that dogs cannot get Covid-19. Dogs can be released from quarantine. I guess you could say that "WHO let the dogs out"
Apple giving retail and hourly workers unlimited sick leave for coronavirus-like symptoms
Mexico is considering closing its border to stop Americans bringing coronavirus into its country as US case count passes 2,000
This man drove 1,000+ miles to hoard and scalp supplies, but now he can't find buyers. Boo-hoo.
A sneaky attempt to end encryption is worming its way through Congress
Neil deGrasse Tyson: “This is an experiment on whether people will listen to scientists” - unfortunately most are not...the next couple days, this will change in the US.
Your best friend is faking being asleep and you need them up. What do you say out loud to trick them into "waking up"?
TIL: In 1666, the plague-infested village of Eyam quarantined itself inside a marked circle for 14 months. Neighboring communities left food at the edge of the circle in exchange for disinfected coins. 80% of the people died, but no one crossed the circle.
Shower Thoughts:With all of this self quarantining, pets must think they've finally convinced us not to leave every day.
"March Madness" kinda got a whole new meaning this year.
The people fighting over toiletpaper are probably the same people who fight during blackfriday
Some dude decides to eat a raw pangolin contaminated with bat blood and 6 billion peoples lives are changed.
If you go see a Quiet Place this Friday, the theater will probably also be a very quiet place
Jehovah's Witnesses know you are at home now
The night before a day off is better than the actual day off.
It's hard to be a prepper. During the good times, people dislike you because they think you're paranoid. During the bad times, they dislike you for being right all along.
If you can't look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.
Suddenly, staying at home in your underwear all day doing nothing is the most proactive thing you can do.
Your bloodline has survived every epidemic up to this point, try not to screw it up.
It's 20x easier to tell it someone likes you if you don't like them back.
Kids that saved their game multiple times grew up to be adults that lock their car multiple times
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Australian supermarket Woolworths will open its doors exclusively to the elderly and people with disabilities for a dedicated shopping hour, after panic buying due to the coronavirus
The World Health Organization (WHO) announced that dogs cannot get Covid-19. Dogs can be released from quarantine. I guess you could say that "WHO let the dogs out"
Apple giving retail and hourly workers unlimited sick leave for coronavirus-like symptoms
Mexico is considering closing its border to stop Americans bringing coronavirus into its country as US case count passes 2,000
This man drove 1,000+ miles to hoard and scalp supplies, but now he can't find buyers. Boo-hoo.
A sneaky attempt to end encryption is worming its way through Congress
Neil deGrasse Tyson: “This is an experiment on whether people will listen to scientists” - unfortunately most are not...the next couple days, this will change in the US.
Your best friend is faking being asleep and you need them up. What do you say out loud to trick them into "waking up"?
TIL: In 1666, the plague-infested village of Eyam quarantined itself inside a marked circle for 14 months. Neighboring communities left food at the edge of the circle in exchange for disinfected coins. 80% of the people died, but no one crossed the circle.
Shower Thoughts:With all of this self quarantining, pets must think they've finally convinced us not to leave every day.
"March Madness" kinda got a whole new meaning this year.
The people fighting over toiletpaper are probably the same people who fight during blackfriday
Some dude decides to eat a raw pangolin contaminated with bat blood and 6 billion peoples lives are changed.
If you go see a Quiet Place this Friday, the theater will probably also be a very quiet place
Jehovah's Witnesses know you are at home now
The night before a day off is better than the actual day off.
It's hard to be a prepper. During the good times, people dislike you because they think you're paranoid. During the bad times, they dislike you for being right all along.
If you can't look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.
Suddenly, staying at home in your underwear all day doing nothing is the most proactive thing you can do.
Your bloodline has survived every epidemic up to this point, try not to screw it up.
It's 20x easier to tell it someone likes you if you don't like them back.
Kids that saved their game multiple times grew up to be adults that lock their car multiple times