We explore the totally gross reason trains in Australia are slipping around, why a totally grody dude is dressing like a horror clown in England, and why, like, a bitchin' Canadian couple are going back in time to teach their kids a valuable lesson. Fer shure.

Show Notes:

Thousands of millipedes! Millions of legs!

http://www.livescience.com/39418-millipedes-caused-train-wreck.html

Clown is creepy on purpose in England:

http://gawker.com/creepy-northampton-clown-speaks-its-just-a-bit-of-1348762430

But wait! Here comes Clown Catcher!

https://twitter.com/amylouise158/status/379363420358721537/photo/1

Canadian family lives like it's 1986 to teach their kids a valuable lesson! Or to get attention! Whichever!

http://www.torontosun.com/2013/08/31/guelph-family-lives-like-its-1986

The Bitchin' toys of 1986:

http://www.thepeoplehistory.com/1986toys.html