***IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL TALKS ABOUT...***

The transcendent joy of celebrating HallowThanksmasYear - his favorite holiday; Listening to his podcast in the car and not wanting to miss a moment of his captivating genius (it sounds conceited, but isn’t, but sort of is); The inevitability of one-world government, choose your flavor - cherry liberty or root-beer tyranny; “Back doors” on parental control software that don’t block anal; How women are the greatest hope for humanity, except when they aren’t; China’s success in not-so-secretly infiltrating America; Why humans are more wolves than tigers; Bearing the burden of being extraordinarily funny (he asks you not to thank him directly, but to donate to your favorite charity instead); Using a continuum of quality to determine the podcast’s success - it starts with sucky and goes all the way to really sucky

***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL ALSO...***

Gently bangs Mike the Mic (who accuses him of being a tease); Does a creative high-wire act by re-writing Prescription for Peace’s Script 8 live on-the-air (with spontaneous gasps from the audience); Likes being humiliated by Core Chat and relishes the negative attention (next stop - leather boots and riding crops); Consciously undermines the intimacy with his audience by sipping on carbonated mineral water sold by an evil, anti-human, global conglomerate (sell out); Mumbles inaudibly into the microphone just because he can (his secret? he’s got brand new audio processing software that works miracles); Challenges his belief that if he’s not funny his mother won’t love him anymore (his mistake? she never loved him to begin with)

***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!!***