If a major Middle East peace deal falls in the woods and there’s only minimal media coverage of it, does it make a sound? No idea, because that question doesn’t make any sense. But the Abraham Accords are a huge deal. And get this: you can acknowledge both the flaws of the Trump administration’s approach to foreign policy in the region and the huge success that just happened on their watch. Try it. It’s not hard. Joe Biden, in trouble Hispanic voters in Florida, tries to give those voters what they want. And apparently he thinks what they want is the 2017 Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee reggeton hit “Despacito” streamed in his iPhone, followed by a speech from 1990s pop star Ricky Martin. Because, obviously. A new poll on the political and demographic makeup of sports fanbases tells us more about people’s ignorance of how polls work than it does about the political and demographic makeup of sports fanbases. Borrowing a dormant idea from The Fifth Column podcast, Eric and Joe debut a new segment of the show: Some Idiot Wrote This. First up, a take about Big 10 football returning to play that’s so nuclear you can’t stare directly into it or you’ll be blinded. And finally, Red Lobster introduces the Dewgarita, a Mountain Dew margarita. There aren’t enough Cheddar Bay Biscuits in the world to make that sound appealing.

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