Lindsey's friend, boss, and co-host of the Food Fight podcast, Kirk Pynchon stops by the Zoom room this week.    Because Kirk was a dance major in the height of his jerkiness, Lindsey takes us to Dance class where we learn which famous rapper was once a professional ballet dancer. THIS IS WHY WE DO THIS SHOW, PEOPLE!   Kelly tortures us with a Math class and double tortures Kirk because it's all about brunch and Kirk doesn't like brunch. Wait, why are we friends with him again?   At recess we play a game of Truth or Dare where we learn that Kirk has a very peculiar alone time activity involving pee.   Kirk, a self-proclaimed former jerk-face (he said it, not us) was on the basketball team so Lindsey takes the kids to Basketball class, AKA Gym class, as "Coach Fred" where we learn that Kirk had a really mean basketball coach but he probably deserved it because he was not the nicest peach basket on the block.    And because Kirk hosted a variety show in high school, Kelly takes us to Drama class where we have a little variety show of our own. There's tap dancing, fire breathing and churros! Can you believe it? Don't. There's none of that. This is a podcast, people. We write quizzes and guess the answers. That's it.    Will Kelly wow us with her double dribble slam dunk? Will Kirk suddenly learn what math is and wow us with his subtraction skills? Will Lindsey be able to form a single sentence and wow us for being able to speak? Nope. But you should listen anyway.     Follow the show's Insta: https://www.instagram.com/kellyandlindsey/

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