In a world where direct parental relations are a thing of myth, Scrooge

McDuck dares to stand up for the ever-threatened ultra-rich. Ben and Zane

offered to record his story for the pittance of a few duck-bills, and were

tossed out on their ears. Scrooge knew the three secrets to prosperity: a

penny saved is a penny earned, limitless treasures exist in exotic locales,

and always watch out for Shia Lebeouf.