Umpire Pants

55: I'm Just Kidding, I'm Not Murdering Anyone. I Mean Maybe Eventually...


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Bill and Kelley's intro, Kelley presents our certificates, nicknames, shout out to dinner, ice cream, horses, bad Little Golden Books, bad songs, eye doctor, murdering listeners, starting a cult, getting Mary to assassinate someone, Doug Baldwin, Fill Yer Belly Deli, Break 25:44, Best of So Far: Restaurant -> El Toreador -> eating a rubber band, River -> Columbia, Beckler, Missisip', Road -> winning a cruise -> Ireland, Costa Rica -> Kitchen Dick Road -> Union Hill Road -> woods party -> finding people before cell phones, Kelley's Hint List: Mary's knee, marshmallow scissors, soft and workable fudge frosting, second hand look on your kitchen range, odd cadence, hats, Mary's knee -> washing rayons and wearing nylons -> cranberry relish -> episode recap -> candles in the refrigerator -> more cranberry relish -> chutney -> grocery store apps, grating old cheese (repeat), stale dried up cheese spread -> onions, Umpire Pants Out
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