Another week Staying Home Staying Safe! This week we are joined by our very special returning guest Jono Reid! Most of the news is revolving around the Covid-19 crisis around the world, but some interesting things are happening because of it. We chat toilet paper, bidet, privacy concerns, and so much more in this episode. Also... Shower Thoughts. If you like the music check out the artist here: theearthonfireIntro song links: Spotify Apple MusicPlease subscribe to us on YouTube and join us live for our weekly recording!Follow us on InstagramFollow us on Facebook for the easiest way find us live (YouTube Links will be posted there)

Links discussed in episode:

https://www.foxnews.com/world/australia-astrophysicist-hospital-invent-coronavirus-device-magnets-nose

https://www.foxnews.com/us/oregon-police-public-stop-calling-911-toilet-paper

https://www.foxnews.com/world/australian-man-guilty-cellphone-horse

Wyze is doing some really cool stuff to help out in Seattle and around the US

https://mailchi.mp/wyze.com/here-it-is-in-all-its-glory-wyze-lock-223640?e=42a318f7c9

Olympics postponed until July 23rd-August 8th 2021

Canada pulls out of 2020 Tokyo Olympic

Chicago Doctor’s Blunt Speech About COVID-19: "A successful shelter in place means that you will feel like it was all for nothing. And you would be right. Because 'nothing' means that nothing happened to your family."

Oregon to allow self-serve gas for 2 weeks due to COVID-19 outbreak

Employees at home are being photographed every 5 minutes by an always-on video service to ensure they're actually working — and the service is seeing a rapid expansion since the coronavirus outbreak

A British company behind a 10-minute coronavirus antibody test, which will cost about a $1, has begun sending prototypes to laboratories for validation

Arrest warrant issued for Tampa megachurch pastor for 'violating public health' orders with packed Sunday service

Popularity of Netflix's 'Tiger King' prompts sheriff to ask for leads in 1997 cold case

MIT researcher says droplets carrying coronavirus can travel up to 27 feet.

New York City EMS received more than 6,400 medical 911 calls on Wednesday, surpassing the record set on September 11, 2001 - WaPo

Elon Musk: We have extra FDA-approved ventilators. Will ship to hospitals worldwide within Tesla delivery regions. Device & shipping cost are free. Only requirement is that the vents are needed immediately for patients, not stored in a warehouse. Please me or @Tesla know.

Steam breaks all-time user peak with 23.3 million concurrent players with 7.1 million players in game

TIL Garden Veggie Straws, which shows fresh vegetables on the bag, and are promoted as a healthy alternative to chips, are actually made of salt, starch, and tomato paste. They have less nutrition than actual potato chips and the manufacturer, which has a history of false claims, is now being sued.

Shower Thoughts:

Fame is based on how many people who you don’t know, know you

It must be really hard to be an IRS agent with an Indian accent

Insanity is doing the same thing expecting different results, and history repeats itself because people don't care to learn about it and keep making the same mistakes. Therefore, mankind is inherently insane.

When someone asks you “what’s up,” responding with “all of the above” is technically a correct answer.

A Chicken nugget is a meatball. And nothing can change that fact

Out of all the rooms in the house we keep our toothbrushes in the same room we shit in

According to Led Zeppelin, heaven is not handicap accessible. According to AC/DC, hell is.

For supposedly being an emotionless killing machine, James Bond sure seems to fall in love with random women extremely quickly

Roses are red , roses are blue , depending on their velocity relative to you.

When you don’t understand science, EVERYTHING looks like a conspiracy.

Limousines have gone completely out of fashion and no one has really noticed.

Bad propaganda is something you can identify. Good propaganda is something you think of as the full truth.

Being part of a major historical event sucks.

It's kind of strange that our only response to humor is to convulse and make noise. Our response to sadness is to leak water and wail.