We had to do it, guys. We had to spend way too long deciphering the mystery of the Apology Dinner™. OP thinks her boyfriend got his just desserts when he fucked around and found out. A dad and step-mom catfish their kid for most of her teen years. Lastly, OP just wants her boyfriend to be normal around her cat.

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