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55: North Korean Space Tour 5000


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Shawn and Zan talk politics for a while. Zan talks about a porn star who ran for some government office. She went on Howard Stern and took 10th place as a write-in out of 130 people. Zan tells a story about an Ecuadorian foot powder company ran for mayor. The foot powder won by a clear majority. Zan says that people that vote are dumb, at least a clear majority of them. Shawn talks about how they used to draw dream catchers and give them to people they work with if they were in a dream of theirs. Zan talks about his dream about Kim Jong Un and North Korea. Zan takes dream drugs before he sleeps to have more vivid dreams. He takes almond butter and flax seed oil. In Zan's dream he and Kim Jong Un were hunting a rhino. Zan was a dignitary. Kim was getting really mad cause the rhino wasn't coming down the street even though his handler's were trying to push the rhino down the street. Shawn's uncle used to be a hunting guide for rich people. He would go find big game for the lawyers to shoot. Shawn says that people who hire hunting guides to find the animals for them are cheap-shotting the animals. Back to Zan's dream, the rhino knocked down a tree and Kim got sad. Zan said in Thai "why are you sad, the tree will be born again." Then Zan tries to cheer Kim up by suggesting North Korea send Zan to outerspace. Zan knew in his dream that they didn't have a space program, so Zan would fake the whole thing. Zan says that they only Korean firework technology. Zan explains Korean firework technology. They used to put rockets on spears. North Korea defended themselves against the Japanese Navy. Zan describes how North Korea will attack America. Shawn and Zan talk about how dangerous it is to eat pointy chips in space. Shawn thinks he could be a good astronaut, other than the whole motion sickness thing. Zan thinks if North Korea focus on going to space then they will stop trying to blow up America. Zan want to make a convincing space travel flight so someone in a third world country would believe that we went to space. Zan is calling it North Korean Space Tour 5000. Zan is sick of people from third world countries scamming middle class Americans. So he is going to get them back by filming the fake space mission. Zan says he wants Americans to con third world people all day long.
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