In this episode, Phoenix talks about his experience with an Arizona pumpkin patch, the differences between city pumpkin patches and the one he grew up with, how he believed Randy Quaid was hiding out on that particular pumpkin patch, how he might suck a dick or two if they dispense pumpkin spice lattes. He also does an update on his Lasik before talking about Back To The Future II day. He framed the newspaper. It's sad, really.