***IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL TALKS ABOUT...***

His trust getting stolen by a cough drop (huh?); The three history-altering “shots-heard-round-the-world”; Appreciating Core Chat (for once); The Old World realm of eternal conflict, where peace is only the space between wars; Modern-day slavery in China, fresh organs for sale; Tech giants spying on us and always claiming it’s to “improve the service”; The Cuban revolutionary and notable talk show host, Che Geraldo Rivera; How “We, the People” are needed to bring the destiny of America into existence; The challenges of sneaking away for sex with Slave-wife, now that their oldest son is onto them

***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL ALSO...***

Complains that Core Chat is too chatty (he’s just jealous of how much fun they’re having); Plays the skin flute, but not in the way your dirty mind imagines; Enacts a harrowing scene in which an Amazon employee takes a timed bathroom break that is humanly impossible; Announces Mystical America vs. The Corporations as a monster truck rally (you can almost taste the deep-fried Twinkies); Wishes Slave-wife would bring him coffee naked and is sad she has pants on; Creates anticipation and suspense around which bodily function he will share next (most are rooting for a belch); Screws up a Jack Nicholson quote and forgets what movie it’s from (early onset Alzheimers or absent-minded genius? you decide); Chews his cough drop in your ear for free (you’re welcome)

***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!!***