Our first episode after our anniversary, and it's just full of...you know...the things our episodes are full of. We've got two elopements, two murders, a doberman slipping on a food particle, a liniment festival, a concert by the Little Doowop Suckers, a monster offering a loan, and cows whispering in the woods. You know, the usual.

LOOK AT THIS: A show about unsolved crimes, featuring a murderer in a town where the clock in the woods strikes midnight several times a day.

WORDY PHILIP LOSES HIS HAT: A show for children that tells us, among other things, what happens at the "love post" in town, and how faeries get extra nipples. Classic children's tale stuff.

Enjoy, everybody! And if you do enjoy it, please stop by iTunes and give us the kind of rating that is so nice, we have to repress the memory of it because we feel we don't deserve it.