Philip explains why he hates the train. Skip explains why he's wrong and how she's going to fix it. One Madera man proves not only is he a moron for driving drunk, but he reinforced it by doing something super stupid in front of a cop. DirectTV has a busted satellite that Boeing won't fix and all that debris in the sky is starting to mess things up for those of us on Earth. Wrapping up the show with a city that just can't appreciate Benny Hill when it's a little slippery outside.