Martin and Steele attempt to bring the races together by hosting their first ever guest of color. Vernon the black guy helps us understand some of the differences between the races. We'll ask the tough questions that you've always wondered about but were too afraid to ask a black guy like "Why don't you guys eat pussy?" and "Why do black guys like fat white chicks so much?" and even "why don't you fuckers tip?"

Also in this show, Steele makes his suggestion for the next Michigan State football coach and the Toys for Tots program "just says no" to Jesus. Happy Thanksgiving!