F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and Lindsey

56. Eggs Galore


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Are you ready to hear what's on the menu this week? Eggs, eggs, eggs - with a side of ovaries. Yummy yummy yummy!   That's right, it's egg freezing week at FYIS High School! Because Lindsey is follicle-deep in freezing her eggs, Kelly and Lindsey have a special egg freezing episode that is anything but sexy. We promise you that.    The (hopefully) Fertile Myrtles head to Home Ec first for a game called "Eggs Are Eggcellent", where we talk about Lindsey's high school fake-baby-eggshell that she STILL HAS because she's DISGUSTING, endometriosis, fibroids, and pregnancy, oh my! We told you this episode is sexy.    We then hop, skip, and skedaddle on over to Kelly's Nutrition class for a game called "All Your Eggs In One Basket", where we talk about some good old fashioned breakfast eggs.   We end our eggcellent school day in Sex Ed class  where we play "Sperm And Eggs? Sounds Like Breakfast!", which unfortunately has nothing to do with food and has only to do with lady eggs and lady bits.    Will Lindsey make it through the process? Will Kelly have a change of heart and freeze her eggs as well? Will Kelly and Lindsey just get married and adopt a cat together? Listen to the episode even though it won't answer any of these questions.   Follow the show's Insta: https://www.instagram.com/kellyandlindsey/

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