Welcome back to Boujee Bravo Bitches, where we talk all that Bravo tea from basic to Boujee. In Bravo news this week, Dubai taglines dropped, Jax steps out with a model, Summer House Martha’s Vineyard is on pause, and Sonja’s townhouse sold for $4.5 million at auction. In the Summer House, a Doomsday party has Carl and Lindsay’s relationship looking doomed. On RHONJ, the annual softball game has Melissa asking Jennifer for a conversation and Marge is yelling at Jackie over her book. The SHMV reunion didn’t bring much closure, and everyone was coming for Jasmine without saying why. The Below Deck season finale had Barbie taking an early departure and Ben and Sunny giving their boatmance a real shot. Part 3 of the VPR reunion was lots of LaLa talking, fake tears from Sandoval, and the group watching the last segment of the finale together. On the Valley, the girls throw Janet a baby shower in Big Bear, Nia sends Danny to bed, and Brittany shares that she will leave Jax.