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Luke Likes 'I'm Starving'
I'm hungry. Yeah, I am hungry. I'm starving. I'm very hungry. I'm starving. So, let's get something to eat. Let's...
Yeah, I would like, I'd like, I would like a table for two people. I would like a table for two people.
And can we have the table by the window, please? Can we get, can we have the table by the window? Thanks.
Oh, over there is fine. Over there is fine. And can we get an extra chair? Can we get an extra chair? Yeah.
And do you have the menu? Do you have the menu in English? Yes, thank you. Thanks a lot.
Oh, here comes the waiter. The waiter. Oh, the waitress. The waitress. At last. Finally at last. Thank you. Thank God.
So, what can I get you? What can I get you? Here are the menus. Here are the menus. Can I take your order? Can I take your order?
Are you ready to order? Are you ready to order? Would you like something to drink? Would you like some water? Here is your water.
Yes, and anything else? Anything else? Alright. Coming right away. Right away. Yeah, that was fast. That was quite fast.
It will not be long. It will not take long. Thank God. I'm starving.
Yeah. Alright, so what do you recommend? What do you recommend? And what's today's special? Today's special, yeah.
Oh, and what's the difference between these two? These two? What's the difference? Oh, right. I see.
A glass of water for me, please. A glass of water, please.
Can I have the onion soup? Can I get the onion soup?
Can I get a glass of juice? Can I get a glass of juice, please?
And I'll have the chicken, please, a vegetarian one ;)) yeah.
For a starter, for the main course, for dessert, and to drink. All of that. Not at once. Not at once.
Just a cup of coffee, please.
And to eat in, to eat in, to eat here, or to take away, to go, to take away, to go.
For me, coffee. For my friends, water, please.
Oh, just one more thing. Can I have chips instead of potatoes, please? Can I have chips? Can I have fries, chips? That's the same thing. Chips instead of potatoes. Yeah, that would be lovely. Thanks.
Yeah, that was something. I couldn't eat another thing.
Yeah, we would like to pay. We would like to pay. Just the bill, please.
Oh, no, no, no, please, please. This is on me. The drinks are on the house. You'll never hear that.
Don't forget to leave the tip. Don't forget to leave the tip.
Let's split the bill. Let's split the bill. No, no, we are not together. We would like to pay separately, separately.
Yeah, so how was it? How was everything? Did you enjoy the meal? Did you enjoy it? Are you still hungry? No, not at all. Not at all.
That was delicious. Great. Very tasty. Yeah, that was alright. Alright. Could be better. Could be better.
I think I will come here again. I will come here again soon. Yeah, just need to wait. Just need to wait. Just need to wait until I'm starving again. I'm starving again soon.
Yeah, enjoy your meal.
Well, it's your turn now. Embrace the day, people!
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Intro/Outro Music By:
Joakim Karud -Longing
License:Creative Commons License
By LUKELIKELuke Likes 'I'm Starving'
I'm hungry. Yeah, I am hungry. I'm starving. I'm very hungry. I'm starving. So, let's get something to eat. Let's...
Yeah, I would like, I'd like, I would like a table for two people. I would like a table for two people.
And can we have the table by the window, please? Can we get, can we have the table by the window? Thanks.
Oh, over there is fine. Over there is fine. And can we get an extra chair? Can we get an extra chair? Yeah.
And do you have the menu? Do you have the menu in English? Yes, thank you. Thanks a lot.
Oh, here comes the waiter. The waiter. Oh, the waitress. The waitress. At last. Finally at last. Thank you. Thank God.
So, what can I get you? What can I get you? Here are the menus. Here are the menus. Can I take your order? Can I take your order?
Are you ready to order? Are you ready to order? Would you like something to drink? Would you like some water? Here is your water.
Yes, and anything else? Anything else? Alright. Coming right away. Right away. Yeah, that was fast. That was quite fast.
It will not be long. It will not take long. Thank God. I'm starving.
Yeah. Alright, so what do you recommend? What do you recommend? And what's today's special? Today's special, yeah.
Oh, and what's the difference between these two? These two? What's the difference? Oh, right. I see.
A glass of water for me, please. A glass of water, please.
Can I have the onion soup? Can I get the onion soup?
Can I get a glass of juice? Can I get a glass of juice, please?
And I'll have the chicken, please, a vegetarian one ;)) yeah.
For a starter, for the main course, for dessert, and to drink. All of that. Not at once. Not at once.
Just a cup of coffee, please.
And to eat in, to eat in, to eat here, or to take away, to go, to take away, to go.
For me, coffee. For my friends, water, please.
Oh, just one more thing. Can I have chips instead of potatoes, please? Can I have chips? Can I have fries, chips? That's the same thing. Chips instead of potatoes. Yeah, that would be lovely. Thanks.
Yeah, that was something. I couldn't eat another thing.
Yeah, we would like to pay. We would like to pay. Just the bill, please.
Oh, no, no, no, please, please. This is on me. The drinks are on the house. You'll never hear that.
Don't forget to leave the tip. Don't forget to leave the tip.
Let's split the bill. Let's split the bill. No, no, we are not together. We would like to pay separately, separately.
Yeah, so how was it? How was everything? Did you enjoy the meal? Did you enjoy it? Are you still hungry? No, not at all. Not at all.
That was delicious. Great. Very tasty. Yeah, that was alright. Alright. Could be better. Could be better.
I think I will come here again. I will come here again soon. Yeah, just need to wait. Just need to wait. Just need to wait until I'm starving again. I'm starving again soon.
Yeah, enjoy your meal.
Well, it's your turn now. Embrace the day, people!
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Intro/Outro Music By:
Joakim Karud -Longing
License:Creative Commons License