We need to draw a family tree to see who gets a couple of boring recipes. OP takes a passive aggressive approach to people who expect them to drop everything at 5:30 PM on a Friday. A husband wants his wife to make a pit stop on her way to the hospital *while in active labor*. OP invalidates his wife's feelings by repeating some sexist bullshit he probably read online.

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