#1

-Where are you from?  

-China.

-Which part?  

-All of me!

 #2

Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I think I'm a dog!

Doctor: Sit down, please.  

Patient: I can't. I'm not allowed on the chair 

 #3

Mother: Bobby, did you fall down with your newtrousers on?

Bobby: Yes, Mum, there wasn't time to take them off.

#4

She: You remind me of the sea.

He: Because I'm so fresh and romantic?

She: No,you make me sick.

#5

-What's the best way to remove paint from a chair?

-Sit down on it before it's dry.