***IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL TALKS ABOUT...***

What Slave-Wife wants him to talk about - namely how amazing she is - and he complies (who’s the slave now?); His oldest son’s favorite way to torture Dad when he was little (hint: how many times can an adult watch The Sandlot without jumping out a window?); The very natural hankering to unwind with rot-gut, gambling, and call girls after a long cattle haul; Accidentally aspirating something he was supposed to swallow - when pressed, he refuses to say what it was and spends the rest of the show coughing it up; Choice obscenities from a foul-mouthed grandma; The time Jack, his imaginary sex-addicted producer, showed up naked for breakfast; Acknowledges that he’s not sticking to his podcast’s show description - not even a little - and then drops a bombshell that The Podcast Board is on to his non-adherence; One movie that no kids hate - and if they do, they should be punished severely (see above, re: adults jumping out of windows); Reveals the secret behind why his podcast is pointless and sucky - it’s the frumpy Clark Kent suit that hides the superhero work going on behind the scenes

***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL ALSO...***

Succumbs to fan pressure and promises to dedicate a full 80% of the show to his bodily functions as a way to give back to his dedicated listeners; Mentions men who identify as feminists and doesn’t say anything else about them after that (thankfully); Transforms into an annoying kid repeating a single word over and over, and then does it for a really, really, really, really, really, really long time - all to help kidless adults experience the sheer mind-numbing torment of being a parent (now that’s service!); Gets Slave-Wife’s help to name the cowboy in the podcast’s intro - she cheats, consulting the Oracle, and surprises International who didn’t think she was that creative (it’s obvious they’ll be fighting later); Does a spot-on impression of God meeting with his engineers to design how the human body will function (listener advisory - God uses the word “cock”)

***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!!***