Zan talks about how Utahn's don't say the T in mountains. Zan one time used voice text on his Blackberry. He said "Hey are you coming to get me." But his Blackberry wrote "Grab my balls, make tea." Zan did a DNA test and found out a large part of him is French. Then he found out that his great grandfather was French-Canadian. Zan wanted to get in touch with his roots so he started looking through CIA files. He went to the Freedom of Information Act website to find out more about the relationship between America and Canada. Zan found out that the Canadians were supplying Cuba with food, equipment, and services 1 year after The Bay of Pigs. Shawn and Zan discuss the traitors to our north, the hat of America. Zan asks Shawn what he would say to Canadians if he went there today. Shawn says that if he was in the French part he would just be yelling the whole time because he couldn't understand anyone. Zan says that kids in school in America should be taught about Canadian atrocities against America. Zan asks Shawn if he could be an ambassador to any country which one would it be. Zan says it has to be an Olympic sanctioned country. Shawn chose a tropical country and Zan was disappointed. Zan chose to be the ambassador to Libya. Zan has an idea for the next Saw movie.