It's another glorious day at the Heathens studio. Today, we introduce two new segments: The Capsianity mass and 200 seconds of Twitter. In the first new segment we invite Pastor ProtoCapsi to give a homily where he extends his love for all the misguided miscreants he sees. In 200 seconds of Twitter, we review our twitter and who Las has pissed off this week. Finally after a somewhat brief look at the news, we discuss the Ottoman Caliphate in history.