Dan Ackerman (@DarnArckerman) and Peter Ronson (@Parenthestein) take a break this week! We've been invited to Pablo Escobar's island, and we hear Gigi Hadid and Blink-182 are going to be there. If it turns out it's just Tulsi Gabbard and Laura Loomer, again, well, that's just the way the hampurdler crumbles.

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www.patreon.com/thenewsneverends

Timestamps:

0:00: Intro and weekly beefs

4:21: Dueling Fyre Festival docs

15:25: The hamslarper banquet

17:31: Brexit, interrupted

21:41: Klobuchar's running

23:52: Gabbard's idiosyncratic imperialism

41:30: Latest on Laura Loomer

47:18: A special get-well message and outro

The original Fyre documentary:

https://www.thecut.com/2017/04/fyre-festival-exumas-bahamas-disaster.html

I want a hamtoorver:

https://www.rawstory.com/2019/01/burger-king-mocks-trump-misspelling-hamburgers-incoherent-early-morning-tweet/

OR-DERRRRRRRR:

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-46885828

From the EU's perspective:

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-01-15/eu-expresses-horror-at-brexit-vote-but-refuses-to-reopen-deal

Klobuchar's logo might not be hers:

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/425542-klobuchar-waves-off-campaign-logo-prototype-as-something-from-very

A good Gabbard rundown:

https://www.jacobinmag.com/2017/05/tulsi-gabbard-president-sanders-democratic-party

An... other Gabbard rundown:

https://theintercept.com/2019/01/05/tulsi-gabbard-2020-hindu-nationalist-modi/

Laura Loomer coming over Pelosi's fence:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/laura-loomer-tricks-undocumented-men-for-her-latest-stunt

Loomer putting a burqa on Fearless Girl:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-EOnGjiM8c

Get well, soon, pal!:

https://www.courier-journal.com/story/news/politics/2019/01/14/rand-paul-neighbor-attack-senator-have-surgery-canada/2568200002/

Theme song credit: "Robobozo" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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