Hello dear listeners. What a time of year for news. It's almost unstoppable at the rate it's coming out. Almost daily, the Blue Men Group gathers to assess the news, and these are the stories that we have found fit for your ears. Please listen to these topics, which include:

1. The Royal Family's Fairytale Wedding

2. IKEA Sleepover

3. New Dog Sized Dinosaur Just Dropped

4. Trampoline Park Brawl

5. Heroic Sex Act of the Week

6. Last Week's Numbers